Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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