yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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