Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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