This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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