hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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