I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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Oh Jesus.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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