You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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