Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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