Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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