You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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