Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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