I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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