butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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