My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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