If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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