WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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