Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
be right there i have to get my cape
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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