I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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