Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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