u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
