I think i sorta joined a cult last night
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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