I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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