Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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