But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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