I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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