...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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