Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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