Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize