At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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