He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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