I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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