Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
time to smoke my breakfast
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I am available for nakedness
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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