She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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