We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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