I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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