I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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