I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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