You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
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