Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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