when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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