Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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