So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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