Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
17 year olds will be the death of me.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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