So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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