ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
