id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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