Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
