I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Your topless pictures make me question reality
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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