Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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