I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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