I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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