love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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